Yank My Crank, bitch – Check out the Sluts of YankMyCrank.com :: I Want a New Girlfriend

I’m sure the life is tough for some guys. Not this guy though. I have no idea what the name is for the “star” of this site – YankMyCrank.com, but I do know that his job is to lie back while hot fucking chicks strip for him, play with his cock, blow him a little, then jerk his cock off like there’s no tomorrow. Tough life, right? So, if your looking for a cool new site to check out, be sure to check out the bitches on Yank My Crank. I’m sure after a few minutes, you’ll be yanking your own crank.

I’ve attached a few movies below…

Don’t take my word for it, just check out YankMyCrank.com, but… bring your own tissues.

I Want a New Girlfriend :: View topic – Carnival Glory

Smoke was the first thing we smelled in the morning (upon leaving our cabin) and the last thing at night (walking to our cabin). Perhaps the situation was worse than usual due to a BINGO tournament of 800 people.

The deck band they had knew 5 songs, and they were not a ” get the crowd going “

I never saw ONE wait staff come by to offer a drink, which I found to be a major flaw over other cruise lines.