I Want a New Girlfriend – Monday June 16

Monday June 16 – 2003
Date: Monday, June 16 @ Eastern Daylight Time
Topic:

I Need To Learn How To Play Golf (9:00PM EST) Jack
Click on the picture for a larger and much better picture of the streaker fromthe 103rd U.S. Open championship. It’s too bad computer dorks like myself neverget treated to girls running up to me half naked. Someday the beautiful women ofthe world will look at me and feel the need to strip, get down on their knees,and give me good head. Until that day I guess I’ll just have to be satisfiedwith Monica, and yes, she does give excellent head.

I was kind of hoping that this weekend would never end. I had an awesome timeat the Red Sox game, thanks for asking. We had great seats, the sun was shining,and the game lasted 14 innings. It sucks when they stop serving booze in theseventh, but hey what can ya do. I got to see a couple of fights in thebleachers, and the Red Sox won so all was good that day.

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As much as I’m looking forward to summer, I’m going to have toget my learn on for at least a month in July. I’m taking this bullshitprogramming class, and since it’s for big dorks like myself, the chances ofthere being any hot broads in there is slim to none. The class itself is only amonth and runs from 8 till 10 in the morning, so I guess it’s not too bad. I’llkeep ya updated on how it goes.

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forceshimself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirinsand a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing infront of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees thatit is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So’s the rest of the house. He takesthe aspirins and notices a note on the table “Honey, breakfast is on thestove, I left early to go shopping. Love you.”

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and themorning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious.Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye whenyou stumbled into the door.”

Confused, Marty asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, andbreakfast is on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when shetried to take your pants off, you said, “Lady, leave me alone, I’mmarried’!”

Gay Bob goes to the doctor office and has some tests run. The doctor comes backand says “Bob, I’m not going to beat around the bush, you have AIDS”.Bob is devastated.

“Doc, what can I do?”

“Eat 1 link of sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenchedin hot sauce, 10 Habanero peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1 huge box ofGrapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.”

Bob asks, “Will that cure me?”

Doc says, “No, but it should leave you with a better understanding ofwhat your ass is really for.”

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Aquarius261985:Hi 🙂
iwangworld: where you from?
Aquarius261985:North Attleboro
iwangworld: cool
Aquarius261985:YUp
iwangworld: i heard the girls from there put out
Aquarius261985:Oh really..LoL.. Well im not orginally from here soo
iwangworld: where you from originally?
Aquarius261985:Mansfield Haha
iwangworld: yeah the bigger sluts are from mansfield
iwangworld: what do you like to do for fun?
Aquarius261985:Oh really
Aquarius261985:UM, Beach,Mall,Friends,Party, shit like that ya know
Aquarius261985:wat about u
iwangworld: hits the bars go gambling
iwangworld: fuck girls from NorthAttleboro
Aquarius261985:I c
Aquarius261985:how old are u
iwangworld: 12
Aquarius261985:ur 12 but u get into bars..
Aquarius261985:riight
iwangworld: i have an awesome id
iwangworld: how old r u?
Aquarius261985:i bet
Aquarius261985:18
iwangworld: not bad
iwangworld: i like older women
iwangworld: you do anal?
Aquarius261985:Nah
iwangworld: threesome’s?
Aquarius261985:never tried it
iwangworld: i bet you munch carpet
Aquarius261985:nope
iwangworld: c’mon
iwangworld: not even once?
Aquarius261985:Nope
iwangworld: make out with a girl?
Aquarius261985:ya ive done that
iwangworld: did you like it?
Aquarius261985:it was aight
iwangworld: so how did it happen?
Aquarius261985:Dont really remember we were drunk and someone told us to do it
iwangworld: and what were you wearing?
Aquarius261985:dont know it was a long time ago
iwangworld: cheerleader outfits
iwangworld: that’s pretty hot
iwangworld: so are you shaved?
Aquarius261985:ya.
iwangworld: like totally shaved?Previous message was not received by Aquarius261985 because of error: UserAquarius261985 is not available. is not available.