I Want a New Girlfriend – Monday March 31

Smack My Bitch Up (5:00PM EST) Jack
It’s another Monday and somehow I survived another weekend withoutgetting killed or arrested. I totally wish it were Friday because I gotabsolutely no fucking sleep this weekend, and this is one long week coming up.I’ve got a million things to do, and I’m not looking forward to any of it. Ohwell, that’s life and bitching about it isn’t going to help any.

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So I saw Dreamcatcher the other night…. It was a decent movie,but nothing I haven’t seen before while I was watching It, Tommy knockers, Stormof the Century, and all the other Stephen King flicks. The only really coolabout the movie is that the ending took place in Quabbin which is literallyright down the road from my house. They also mentioned Pittsfield, MA in passingand said that it was a piece of shit town. Good to know that where I’m living,most people want to get the hell away from.

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The Star Wars Kid (5:00PM EST) Jack
I know it’s old news, but as I sat watching the Star Wars Kid Video forthe millionth time this morning, Monica and I sat naked on my couch (yeswe got back together) and could barely contain ourselves while watching this kidwith a golf ball retriever dance around like a chucklehead.

As funny as it is, I have to feel just a little bit bad. I wasn’t what youwould call a ladies man in high school, but I did alright. I kissed a few girls,felt a few boobies and all that good stuff. But I was a little overweight and alittle dorky. I’m sure if there was an internet back then, I’d be on it. Sohere’s this poor kid who never wanted this video seen in public pretending he’sDarth Maul or something. I’ll admit I’ve played Star Wars before, maybe not whenI was 15, but I’m sure I did plenty of other dumb stuff 10 years ago. Shit Istill do dumb stuff nowadays.

The whole point of this is that most of the commentsare pretty hateful towards this kid. It’s funny because most of thesecomments come straight from Star Wars, Computer, and full on nerd messageboards. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black… or however that sayinggoes. That website I just linked to is at least giving a little something backto the kid. They’ve set up a donation page and it’s raised a little over $4000.Not too shabby for swinging around a pseudo light saber. The best part of thiswhole thing would be if the kid really did do all this on purpose, and is nowraking in the cash. Now why couldn’t I have thought of that?!

If you can read (which most of you can’t) there’sa new posted on the site. Make him feel welcome and check out his sites,they’re all a lot classier than mine. Also I’m looking for a couple of otherpeople to post here, so if you’ve got some writing talent (you can put sentencestogether) then you’re more than welcome to submitsome stuff. If you’re good enough you’ll probably get your own littlesection here.

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