Friday March 28 – 2003 :: I Want a New Girlfriend

Weekly Round Up (5:00PM EST) Jack
Another weekend is here, and it’s time for your porn filled post to tide you over until Monday. This has been a good week for me, and the weekend is looking just as good. First off I didn’t get my girlfriend pregnant this whole month while she was off birth control. You see, she’s on that shot thing, and she forgot to get it renewed last month. Seeing as how I’m a stubborn asshole, I didn’t really want to use condoms, so for this month we were kind of taking chances. I’m a big fan of the ‘pull out and pray’ method, and it worked in our favor this time. So now she’s back on the shot, and I’m back into having worry free unprotected sex. Of course anything could happen, but at least we’re somewhat safe now. Who knows what could happen though.

So it’s been almost a week since the war started and today I got one of the best emails I’ve gotten because of this site. Every once in awhile I get an email that makes me glad I’m a porn deliverer, and gives me a little more motivation to keep doing this. Hopefully I’ll be able to post it later on today, I just want to get the OK before I start giving out people’s ranks and names. I can tell you it made my day a little bit better.

These last couple of months I’ve kind of shyed away from the whole E/N scene. I’m not sure if it’s just because I’ve been lazy to write, or if it’s just because I have nothing to write about. Sure I still check out Internet Gossip, which seems to have been replaced by Cam Mafia. And I also don’t mind looking at Kissable.org because she’s very easy on the eyes. But other than that I don’t really check out too many other sites. But I’m going to try and be a little more sociable and visit some of these other ones that have popped up. If you have a new site and want me to check it out, send over and email and maybe if you’re good enough I’ll link it up over here.

Tonight I think I’m going to go see Dreamcatcher even though it’s been kind of shitty reviews. I like most Stephen King movies, and it’ll be a good waste of a couple of hours. Plus it’s got the star of Mallrats, Jason Lee, in it. You can’t go wrong when you’ve got Brody and some ‘shit weasels’. I’ll let you know if it’s decent or not.

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– Monday April 27 – 2003 :: I Want a New Girlfriend

Porn Porn Porn (12:00AM EST) Jack
Well, it’s the end of a great weekend and I’m here to tell you all about what I did. Today I picked up my season tickets for Six Flags and tried out all their new rides. Unfortunately most of the rides weren’t in commission but most of them were going. Based on today it looks like it’s going to be a great summer. Between Six Flags, sitting by the pool, and drinking like a rock star this summer is going to be pretty full.

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One evening after a few drinks at the local tavern, two buddies named Jack and Bernie started discussing their wives. Quickly the conversation moved on to orgasms.
Bernie asked Jack, “Did you know that there are four different types of orgasms?”
Jack replied, “Really? I had no idea. What are they?”
Bernie answered, “Well, they are the Positive, Negative, Religious, and the Fake.”
“What’s the difference? asked Jack.
Bernie replied, “The Positive goes, ‘Oh yes! Ooh yes!’ The Negative goes, ‘Oh no! Oh no!’ The Religious goes, ‘Oh God! Oh God!’ And, the Fake one goes, ‘Oh Jack! Oh Jack!'”

Hot or Not Broads Who Want My Pole

Revenge of the Fat Face – This is the type of girl who just posts her face because either she has a wicked fat body, or it’s just nasty. She also has that little whore look that I like, but it’s only a good thing if she has the body to match. She’s probably a girl that’s good from far, but far from good.

Attack of the ASS – This girl is just inviting anything with a dick to stick it in her holiest of holy places. She goes to WNEC which is a pretty upscale school around these parts. I’ve only been there a couple of times, but when I was going to AIC, our schools used to party at the same bar. Most of the girls from there were pretty easy, and also pretty loose. Maybe that’s why she’s showing off her ass, she knows that her poon is damaged goods. But hey what do I know.. I’ve been fucking the same girl for like a year now.

Nice Little Ass – Nice little body on this broad…. Too bad her face is kind of fucked up..

I’ll start posting some of the AIM conversations I have with these girls. I think they’re funny and I’ll let you decide if you want more of them.

Here’s some sites that I read when I’m not spanking my monkey.

– Mental Ernie – Ape Child – Cam Mafia – Crazy Fucked Up Shit – Ehowa –

Here’s some sites that I read when I’m looking for some high class porn.

– Back Seat Bangers – Gang Bang Squad – Girls Get Crazy – Porn Stud Search –