– Friday May 23 – 2003 :: I Want a New Girlfriend

– Friday May 23 – 2003 :: I Want a New Girlfriend

How to Get a Threesome (5:00PM EST) Jack

Here’sa pretty good guide to getting yourself a threesome. Hopefully we’ll see somemore articles from this guy.

Threesomes, when we hear the word we instantly think of the last porno we saw, and how much fun it looks to have two girls. Sadly many people think this is an unattainable goal in life and therefore don’t pursue it. I however decided to go for it, and what do you know, I had a threesome the first weekend I tried for one. I’m not a pimp or a player; I’m also not the most handsome guy in the world. I’m just an average Joe who is confident. I’m writing to not share my personal experiences, but more to offer general advice for fellow threesome seekers out there.

Step 1) Make friends with girls who love sex. While this step may seem like a basic thing for some, other it may seem incredibly difficult. My best advice is to be social and outgoing and just talk about sex to girls a lot. Eventually you’ll meet a few who want to have sex with you.
Step 2) Get one girl into the idea. The common mistake most guys make when seeking a threesome is they try to talk two girls into at once. While this may work if the girls are good friends or bi-sexual lesbian partners, in general this is makes having a threesome a lot harder. The easiest way is by far to get one girl interested at a time. The best way to do this is just too casually bring it up in a conversation about sex with a friend. “You ever want to have a threesome?” In my opinion, this is actually the best line to find out if they’re interested. A side note on picking the girl, I have never done this with a girlfriend, and I find many people are uncomfortable having sex with two people in love. It is much easier to actually have two girls if both the girls are just friends of yours or even just people you know like sex.
Step 3) Together bring the third party in. Here lies the tricky part. So you have a nice girl lined up to fuck you and who is willing to have a threesome, good for you. Now together you have to convince a third person to engage in the mighty act. I found the best method is to find a girl who is willing to have a threesome, or just likes sex and entice them into the threesome. For instance, invite both girls out to hang out with you. One of them knows they are looking for a threesome and the other is oblivious. After spending some time bonding as friends invite them both over to your place and if they both agree you’ve completed the hardest step.
Step 4) Lets have sex! Okay you have to hopefully good looking women in your house, but how does one engage in the actual threesome itself? I find the best method honestly is to lighten the mood with a game like strip poker. This may seem corny but most girls will be game and it gets everyone naked comfortably. The next step is to invite the girls either to your bedroom or to take a shower. Once you get them into the bed or shower the world is your stage.
Step 5) Enjoy yourself! The key to enjoying threesome sex is to not take it seriously. You’re not “making love” to your girlfriend or wife, you’re fucking two girls. Crack jokes, fool around, toss pillows, do whatever you want! Whenever I’ve had threesome the mood was always so uplifting and happy and that is part of their charm. If you’re not enjoying it then you’re doing something wrong.

Well that concludes my guide to having sex with two women. I swear if you can talk to women then you can have sex with two of them. I had my first threesome using this method when I was 17 years old, and found that all that matters is the social skills. It of course helps to be good looking and well built, but hey it still works for me. Good luck and happy fucking.

Vacation Time! (12:00PM EST) Jack
In just a few short hours I’ll be leaving to go camping for the weekend.I’ve got a cabin the the woods, and it’s full of beers, burgers, and babes. It’sgoing to be one long weekend drinking of until I can’t stand, smoking till Ican’t breathe, and making the sex like it’s going out of style. It’s to bad thatthe weather isn’t going to be nicer, but the place does have a heated pool so Iguess that’s a bonus.�

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It’s going to be nice to take a little breakfrom computers, cell phones, and internet porn for a few days. This is like myfirst vacation since I took off to Florida with Wondergirllast year. I hope you people all have a great Memorial Day, and don’t get bombedor anything. I’ll be out in the middle of fucking nowhere, so I’m pretty sureI’m safe.

Here’s a story from one of the local newspapersin the are.

Suspect shot by police dies�
May 23, 2003

A man shot by police after leading them on a car chase through two towns, and ending at a Monson stripclub, has died.Mark Merrill, 36, died of gunshot wounds lateWednesday night at Baystate Medical Center.Merrillwas reportedly shot three times, in the foot, chest and head, by Monson Police Sergeant Robert Shumaker.It startedearlier Wednesday when Merrill was pulled over in a routine traffic stop. Merrill reportedly threatened a Monson officer with a large knife and then tookoff.

His car was then found behind the Magic Lanternon route 20.Inside, Shumaker reportedlyapproached Merrill, who threatened the sergeant with a large barbeque fork. NEWS40 has also learned that Merrill’s ex-wife isa former Monson police officer.

See this is how bad the cops are in this area.First the kid has a large knife, and is able to somehow get away from the copsin Monson. Then traveling through the back roads of a couple of hick towns,leads the cops to one of the worst strip clubs you’ve ever had the displeasureof not seeing. Then after holding a FORK the cops shoot him THREE times!! Arethey so retarded that they could not somehow get the FORK away from this kid???I have nothing against police, but there is going to be a serious lawsuitagainst these chuckleheads. Next time you guys feel like shooting some one, makesure they’re holding something more than a utensil!!

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