Wednesday May 28 – 2003 :: I Want a New Girlfriend

I’m Bored (11:00AM EST) Jack
Well, after an awesome three days in the wilderness it’s back to realityfor your buddy Jack. I had an awesome time camping if you care (which you don’t)but thanks for asking. It was really tough leaving my cabin, not only because Iwas so hung over that I couldn’t walk, but because it was just a good time. Igot to fish, grill, look at some rednecks, and basically get laid a lot. Ifyou’ve never been camping it’s something I highly recommend.

But since I’m back in civilization I guess it’s time to get some pornoflowing on the site. Here’s a small sample of girlswho like to party in the vip. Check out the pics, I’m sure you’re goingto be just as impressed as I am.

Before Imet Monica, it was tough for me to go out and get laid. That was until I signedup for my personals service. There’s girls who want to just have random sex,have relationships, or whip you until your ass is raw. I tell you, there’s agirl for every one there. Check it out, you wont be disappointed!

Random Sites

Out of a lack of anything better to do, I went to see the Matrixagain last night. Going and seeing it again totally makes me like this movieeven more. I seriously can’t wait until the third one comes out, and luckilyit’s only 5 short months away.

I have to ask.. isa site like this really neccessary? Is there really a demand for afucking retarded doll? I can understand having black dolls and fat dolls, butdoes a retarded kid really need to have a doll with droopy eyes? I know I’mgoing to hell for doing this, but if you’re retarded I think a paper bag wouldmake a nice toy, or even a plastic bag…

I’m working on a bigger update, so check back in an hour or two.

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