How to Get a Threesome (5:00PM EST) Jack
a pretty good guide to getting yourself a threesome. Hopefully we'll see some
more articles from this guy.
Threesomes, when we hear the word we instantly think of the last porno we saw,
and how much fun it looks to have two girls. Sadly many people think this is an
unattainable goal in life and therefore don’t pursue it. I however decided
to go for it, and what do you know, I had a threesome the first weekend I tried
for one. I’m not a pimp or a player; I’m also not the most handsome
guy in the world. I’m just an average Joe who is confident. I’m writing
to not share my personal experiences, but more to offer general advice for fellow
threesome seekers out there.
Step 1) Make friends with girls who love sex. While this
step may seem like a basic thing for some, other it may seem incredibly difficult.
My best advice is to be social and outgoing and just talk about sex to girls
a lot. Eventually you’ll meet a few who want to have sex with you.
Step 2) Get one girl into the idea. The common mistake most
guys make when seeking a threesome is they try to talk two girls into at once.
While this may work if the girls are good friends or bi-sexual lesbian partners,
in general this is makes having a threesome a lot harder. The easiest way is
by far to get one girl interested at a time. The best way to do this is just
too casually bring it up in a conversation about sex with a friend. “You
ever want to have a threesome?” In my opinion, this is actually the best
line to find out if they’re interested. A side note on picking the girl,
I have never done this with a girlfriend, and I find many people are uncomfortable
having sex with two people in love. It is much easier to actually have two girls
if both the girls are just friends of yours or even just people you know like
Step 3) Together bring the third party in. Here lies the tricky
part. So you have a nice girl lined up to fuck you and who is willing to have
a threesome, good for you. Now together you have to convince a third person
to engage in the mighty act. I found the best method is to find a girl who is
willing to have a threesome, or just likes sex and entice them into the threesome.
For instance, invite both girls out to hang out with you. One of them knows
they are looking for a threesome and the other is oblivious. After spending
some time bonding as friends invite them both over to your place and if they
both agree you’ve completed the hardest step.
Step 4) Lets have sex! Okay you have to hopefully good looking
women in your house, but how does one engage in the actual threesome itself?
I find the best method honestly is to lighten the mood with a game like strip
poker. This may seem corny but most girls will be game and it gets everyone
naked comfortably. The next step is to invite the girls either to your bedroom
or to take a shower. Once you get them into the bed or shower the world is your
Step 5) Enjoy yourself! The key to enjoying threesome sex is to not take it
seriously. You’re not “making love” to your girlfriend or
wife, you’re fucking two girls. Crack jokes, fool around, toss pillows,
do whatever you want! Whenever I’ve had threesome the mood was always
so uplifting and happy and that is part of their charm. If you’re not
enjoying it then you’re doing something wrong.
Well that concludes my guide to having sex with two women. I swear if you
can talk to women then you can have sex with two of them. I had my first threesome
using this method when I was 17 years old, and found that all that matters is
the social skills. It of course helps to be good looking and well built, but
hey it still works for me. Good luck and happy fucking.
Vacation Time! (12:00PM EST) Jack
In just a few short hours I'll be leaving to go camping for the weekend.
I've got a cabin the the woods, and it's full of beers, burgers, and babes. It's
going to be one long weekend drinking of until I can't stand, smoking till I
can't breathe, and making the sex like it's going out of style. It's to bad that
the weather isn't going to be nicer, but the place does have a heated pool so I
guess that's a bonus.�
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It's going to be nice to take a little break
from computers, cell phones, and internet porn for a few days. This is like my
first vacation since I took off to Florida with Wondergirl
last year. I hope you people all have a great Memorial Day, and don't get bombed
or anything. I'll be out in the middle of fucking nowhere, so I'm pretty sure
Here's a story from one of the local newspapers
in the are.
Suspect shot by police dies
May 23, 2003
A man shot by police after leading them on a car chase through two towns, and ending at a Monson strip
club, has died. Mark Merrill, 36, died of gunshot wounds late
Wednesday night at Baystate Medical Center. Merrill
was reportedly shot three times, in the foot, chest and head, by Monson Police Sergeant Robert Shumaker. It started
earlier Wednesday when Merrill was pulled over in a routine traffic stop. Merrill reportedly threatened a Monson officer with a large knife and then took
His car was then found behind the Magic Lantern
on route 20. Inside, Shumaker reportedly
approached Merrill, who threatened the sergeant with a large barbeque fork.
NEWS40 has also learned that Merrill's ex-wife is
a former Monson police officer.
See this is how bad the cops are in this area.
First the kid has a large knife, and is able to somehow get away from the cops
in Monson. Then traveling through the back roads of a couple of hick towns,
leads the cops to one of the worst strip clubs you've ever had the displeasure
of not seeing. Then after holding a FORK the cops shoot him THREE times!! Are
they so retarded that they could not somehow get the FORK away from this kid???
I have nothing against police, but there is going to be a serious lawsuit
against these chuckleheads. Next time you guys feel like shooting some one, make
sure they're holding something more than a utensil!!
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