Month: May 2015

I Want a New Girlfriend – Monday March 31

I Want a New Girlfriend – Monday March 31

Smack My Bitch Up (5:00PM EST) Jack It’s another Monday and somehow I survived another weekend withoutgetting killed or arrested. I totally wish it were Friday because I gotabsolutely no fucking sleep this weekend, and this is one long week coming up.I’ve got a million things to do, and I’m not looking forward to any…

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– Wednesday May 21 – 2003 :: I Want a New Girlfriend

– Wednesday May 21 – 2003 :: I Want a New Girlfriend

The Star Wars Kid (5:00PM EST) Jack I know it’s old news, but as I sat watching the Star Wars Kid Video forthe millionth time this morning, Monica and I sat naked on my couch (yeswe got back together) and could barely contain ourselves while watching this kidwith a golf ball retriever dance around like…

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