– Friday May 23 – 2003 :: I Want a New Girlfriend

– Friday May 23 – 2003 :: I Want a New Girlfriend

How to Get a Threesome (5:00PM EST) Jack

Here’sa pretty good guide to getting yourself a threesome. Hopefully we’ll see somemore articles from this guy.

Threesomes, when we hear the word we instantly think of the last porno we saw, and how much fun it looks to have two girls. Sadly many people think this is an unattainable goal in life and therefore don’t pursue it. I however decided to go for it, and what do you know, I had a threesome the first weekend I tried for one. I’m not a pimp or a player; I’m also not the most handsome guy in the world. I’m just an average Joe who is confident. I’m writing to not share my personal experiences, but more to offer general advice for fellow threesome seekers out there.

Step 1) Make friends with girls who love sex. While this step may seem like a basic thing for some, other it may seem incredibly difficult. My best advice is to be social and outgoing and just talk about sex to girls a lot. Eventually you’ll meet a few who want to have sex with you.

Step 2) Get one girl into the idea. The common mistake most guys make when seeking a threesome is they try to talk two girls into at once. While this may work if the girls are good friends or bi-sexual lesbian partners, in general this is makes having a threesome a lot harder. The easiest way is by far to get one girl interested at a time. The best way to do this is just too casually bring it up in a conversation about sex with a friend. “You ever want to have a threesome?” In my opinion, this is actually the best line to find out if they’re interested. A side note on picking the girl, I have never done this with a girlfriend, and I find many people are uncomfortable having sex with two people in love. It is much easier to actually have two girls if both the girls are just friends of yours or even just people you know like sex.

Step 3) Together bring the third party in. Here lies the tricky part. So you have a nice girl lined up to fuck you and who is willing to have a threesome, good for you. Now together you have to convince a third person to engage in the mighty act. I found the best method is to find a girl who is willing to have a threesome, or just likes sex and entice them into the threesome. For instance, invite both girls out to hang out with you. One of them knows they are looking for a threesome and the other is oblivious. After spending some time bonding as friends invite them both over to your place and if they both agree you’ve completed the hardest step.

Step 4) Lets have sex! Okay you have to hopefully good looking women in your house, but how does one engage in the actual threesome itself? I find the best method honestly is to lighten the mood with a game like strip poker. This may seem corny but most girls will be game and it gets everyone naked comfortably. The next step is to invite the girls either to your bedroom or to take a shower. Once you get them into the bed or shower the world is your stage.

Step 5) Enjoy yourself! The key to enjoying threesome sex is to not take it seriously. You’re not “making love” to your girlfriend or wife, you’re fucking two girls. Crack jokes, fool around, toss pillows, do whatever you want! Whenever I’ve had threesome the mood was always so uplifting and happy and that is part of their charm. If you’re not enjoying it then you’re doing something wrong.

Well that concludes my guide to having sex with two women. I swear if you can talk to women then you can have sex with two of them. I had my first threesome using this method when I was 17 years old, and found that all that matters is the social skills. It of course helps to be good looking and well built, but hey it still works for me. Good luck and happy fucking.

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