– Monday July 28 – 2003 :: I Want a New Girlfriend

– Monday July 28 – 2003 :: I Want a New Girlfriend

I Hate Super Cuts (12:00AM EST) Jack

Yet I keep going back to them for haircuts… While me and Monica weregoing out, she cut my hair so I didn’t have to pay to get butchered every coupleof months. The other day I notice that my hair is getting pretty shaggy, andit’s about time for a trim. One thing I do love about getting my haircut is thefeeling of some hot broad running her fingers through my hair. I would totallysay that my bigger head is an erogenous zone, and anytime a hot Asianhairdresser is fondling me, I find it hard not to pitch a tent under that thingthey throw on you.

In other boring news I got all my shit together for school and afterSeptember 1st, I will officially have no life at all. Don’t expect too manyposts cause my second home will now be the classrooms over at STCC. I’ll begoing to school Mon thru Thursday taking some of the most boring classes ever.Also the chances of any of these classes having a single girl that is somewhatdoable are slim to fucking none. I guess It’ll all be worth it when I graduateMagna Cum Laude on� some broads titties

Driving down a countryroad, a man sees a sign for “St. Mary’s Brothel and Convent.” Hechuckles, and keeps going. But after seeing a few more signs, he realizes he hasto know what goes on at a whorehouse run by nuns. So he takes the turn, andparks. Welcomed inside, a nun greets him.

“I’m Sister Superior of St. Mary’s Holy Brothel and Convent. Are you interestedin our services?”

The man is a little flustered, but chokes out that he would indeed…but whatexactly can he get?

She replies, just loud enough to be heard “It’s $100 to be fucked.”

The man quickly goes to his wallet…because how often does one get to sleepwith a nun for a hundred bucks. The money in hand, the sister superior leads himup down a few hallways, covered in pictures of Christ, and Mother Mary, and thelike. She gets to a hall with a few rooms on each side, and asks what kind ofgirl he would like.


“Right this way,” she replies, and ushers him to the last door.

As he goes through the door, she shoves him, and he falls off the back steps ofthe building. As he picks himself up, he hears the door slam and lock. Hescreams for her to let him back in until he’s blue in the mouth. As he finallyturns around, he sees a sign:

“You’ve been fucked by St. Mary’s Brothel and Convent!”

Sometimes when I’m bored Itake a nice little walk through the park… Some days I flirt with the girlswalking their dogs and other times I catch something like this!

A man walks into a bar and sits down for a drink. The womansitting next to him couldn’t help but notice the sad look on his face as heorders a drink. She proceeds to ask him “What’s wrong”

“My wife left me,” the man replies.

“Oh, that is so sad, I am sorry to here that,” says the woman.”Why did she leave you?”

“Well, to be honest, she said that I was too kinky.”

The woman then says “Well, you won’t believe this, but just last year myhusband left me, for the very same reason. What do you say we finish thesedrinks, head back to my place, and see what happens?”

The man agrees, And when they get back to her place, she tells him to makehimself comfortable and proceeds to the bedroom. She decides to make the best ofit, and pulls out her finest kinky outfit. Black leather boots that go to herknees. Crotch less panties, and a bustier in black patent leather. A spikedcollar and long black gloves. She ties her hair back in a tight pony tail, grabsher whip and heads for the door.

As she walks out she sees the man just opening the door to leave. “Whereare you going?” she asks. “I thought we were going to have somefun.”

The man replies , “I already fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I’mout of here.”

A blonde isroller-skating down the board-walk one day. She’s just skating along in herlycra shorts, smiling at everyone, listening to her Walkman. She decides thatshe really needs a haircut.

She skates into the first salon she sees and goes up to the hairdresser andsays, “I need a haircut.” The hairdresser checks her out and says,”OK, sit down and take off your headphones.”

“No way!” shouts the blonde, “If I take off my headphones, I’lldie!”

“Then I can’t give you a haircut,” replies the hairdresser.

So the blonde gets up and leaves and skates further down the board-walk. Shesees another salon, goes in, and says to the hairdresser, “I need ahaircut… but you can’t take off my headphones or I’ll die!”

The hairdresser looks at her a little weird, but says, “OK, no problem.Have a seat.” So the blonde sits down and the hairdresser comes up behindher, and when she isn’t looking, he rips the headphones off her head.

Suddenly the blonde starts choking, and soon turns blue in the face, then keelsover and dies right there in the salon chair.

The hairdresser is a little freaked by this. He leans over and cautiouslylistens into the blonde’s headphones and he hears…

“Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out…”

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