– Saturday April 26 – 2003 :: I Want a New Girlfriend

– Saturday April 26 – 2003 :: I Want a New Girlfriend

End of the Semester (5:00PM EST) Jack

Well it’s finally the end of the semester and your good buddy Jack needsa little help. Finals are just around the corner and I need some quick answersfor the last couple of problems of the year. If you’re good at either FiniteCalculus, or C++ programming throwme over an email and maybe we can talk a little shop. I’d be willing topay some good green if any one is interested in making a little cash for doingsome simple stuff.

It’s a crappy day out today and that gives me the opportunity to get somework done on the site. I’ve redone the the Archives, added some new galleriesand basically just expanded everything. This is just the beginning, because thissummer I’m taking IWANG up a notch so be ready for more porn and everything elsethat you love about the site.

A sweet little girl runs out to the backyardwhere her father is working and asks him, “Daddy, what’s sex?”

So, her father sits her down and tells her allabout the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse,sperms and eggs. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections andwet-dreams. Then he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the wholeworks, thinking that to tell it all is the only way to tell the truth.

The girl is quite awestruck with this suddeninflux of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks, “So what made youwish to know about sex?”

“Oh, mommy said lunch would be ready in acouple of secs…”

There are three blondes stranded on an island.Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. Thefirst blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brownhaired woman and she swims off the island.

The next one asks to be even more intelligentthan the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. Theblack haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blonde asks to become even moreintelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walksacross the bridge.

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A man and his grandson are fishing by apeaceful lake beneath some weeping willow trees. The man takes out a cigaretteand lights it.

His grandson says, “Grandpa, Can I try some of your cigarette?”

“Can you touch your asshole with yourpenis?” he says.

“No,” says the little boy.

“Then you’re not big enough.”

A few more minutes pass, and the man takes abeer our of his cooler and opens it.

The little boy says, “Grandpa, can I have some of your beer?”

“Can you touch your asshole with your penis?”, he says.

“No,” says the little boy.

“Then you’re not old enough.”

Time passes and they continue to fish. The little boy gets hungry and he reachesinto his lunch box, takes out a bag of cookies and eats one.

The grandfather looks at him and says, “Hey they look good. Can I have oneof your cookies?”

“Can you touch your asshole with yourpenis?” says the little boy.

“I most certainly can!” says the grandfather.

“Then go fuck yourself,” says the boy, “These are mycookies!”

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